Me: Did you hear about your friends on Netflix?
NBC: The Office is leaving Netflix.
Me:
NBC: The Office is leaving Netflix.
Netflix:
NBC: Instead of watching The Office on Netflix like a normal person, you can pay us $4.99 per month to watch it with ads!
Me:
Netflix confirming The Office is leaving:
Netflix: So then NBC blows the whistle on the whole thing—
Last day to watch The Office on Netflix:
The Office is no longer on Netflix:
Day two without The Office on Netflix:
Day three without The Office on Netflix:
One week after The Office leaves Netflix:
Me: I know this Russian website where you can download The Office episodes for two cents a piece.