Me: Did you hear about your friends on Netflix?

Karen Filippelli: Rumor has it that the Scranton branch is —

NBC: The Office is leaving Netflix.

Me:

Kelly Kapur: Do you really not know how Netflix works?

NBC: The Office is leaving Netflix.

Netflix:

Robert California: Under NO circumstances can that be allowed to happen.

NBC: Instead of watching The Office on Netflix like a normal person, you can pay us $4.99 per month to watch it with ads!

Me:

Jo Bennett: This is knucklehead talk.

Netflix confirming The Office is leaving:

Michael Scott: It's over. We are screwed.

Netflix: So then NBC blows the whistle on the whole thing—

Todd Packer: Just to be a BITCH!

Last day to watch The Office on Netflix:

Hank Doyle: It's me and the blues.

The Office is no longer on Netflix:

Roy Anderson smashing Poor Richard's.

Day two without The Office on Netflix:

Jan Levinson: Why is this so hard? That's what she said. Oh my God what am I saying...

Day three without The Office on Netflix:

Andy Bernard: I'm going to lose my freaking mind!

One week after The Office leaves Netflix:

Dwight Schrute: Will I get over it? Mmm... No. But life goes on. Not for me.

Me: I know this Russian website where you can download The Office episodes for two cents a piece.

Michael Scott: I am so used to being the bad boy.